Friday, January 25, 2008

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The Tales , anecdotes.

1.Two rustic байкера. One asks other:
- And why beside you, neighbour, on vegetable garden so all grow the зашибецки, but beside me only прутики dry protrudes? than fertilize?
The Neighbour answers:
- Become cool говном from young sound organism! The Recipe idle time. Meal катацца - without fall find what-нидь пионЭр, which will greedy look at моц. Put to roll. Carry to itself. Zavozhu in shed, fasten the manacle to ceiling beem, take out of it trousers and dialect: "I maniac, scha egg to you to cut shall, I will go for ножницами on metal." Prinoshu their- пионэр from awe обсирается- here his(its) possible banish the kick, but shitty while warm, in vegetable garden on удобренье.
- Well.
Afterwards first байкер arrives and орQт neighbour: "Freak you, and advice your ugly!!!"
- What is a?
- yes here is, all I have done, as you has said... it was rolled down, on road has caught пионэра... дошло the deal before scissors on metal... I will go, type for them... go past моца... chyo-that so again покатацца wanted... sowed;sown, penetrated... afterwards has else penetrated... afterwards somehow invisibly before friends домчал... envy beside them... the девчонку has found... envy with her...
shorter, returned in week... but пионэр with hunger to ed!


2.Anecdote about байкершах
2057. Two old in all sense of the girlfriend sit on small bench, row on sun grey heads.
One speaks another:
- But remember, I in 2007-m has taken Hondochku Sibihu, turn black, аэрографию has done- here is here roses, roses, roses, but here snake in corona, but on сидушке skin under snake... So here is: you do not remember, with whom I then vein?


3.Leaves байкер from кафешки, here on he leans heavily on crowd, topple to the ground and flood the bottle of vodka in gulp.
And with shout "Yahoo, we saws with байкером!" run away.
Will Get up, is shaken off and pensive: "But after all love, bastard!"

Goes the pair in machine for city, suddenly them on mad velocity outstrips мотоциклист.
Go they further and see; cost(stand)s he on curb,size blinks, hand waves, asks to stop. Stopped.
-You saw, as I outstripped you?
-Well,
-Beside me behind woman was?

Ment останаливает мотоциклиста on Dukati999, approaches to him and speaks "Here, голубчик, hungs the sign - a speed limit 70км\ч, but you, old boy, flew all 250км\ч " мотоциклиЗд in answer "Well and as I on such velocities can see such small sign!"

One muzhik tells other:
I wife with moped compares - two tacts and впрыск!

The Bell in militia (drunk байкерский voice):
- A Hallo, beside me with baize steering wheel have stolen, and tank, and headlights no, and running boards.
- Peacefully, shall presently arrive, analyse.
In minute once again bell in militia. Same байкер:
- A Hallo, no need to arrive... Ik... The Back forward sat.

Gaec stops матасыклиста - approaches return honour and грит:
- A Lieutenant дивизиона Coachman's seat!
- Diviziona who?

Are going to two fleas on south, repose. What get plainly do not know, but have solved so: each gets its way, but will afterwards choose as better home go. Well, have left. The First has arrived греется on sun day, the second, the third... the girlfriends нету. Finally appears second, the whole is pricked from chill.
- That with you happened?
-Yes here is nothing not придумала what get, запрыгнула to байкеру on moustache, coldly, windy, but доехала.
- E-e-e possible more simply and better. Signifies so: jump in аэропорот, find the stewardess, запрыгиваешь under skirt - a heat, dryly, quickly and with comfort.
The Second agreed and solved so home get. Came time home. The First already building day, the second, the third... the girlfriends нету. Finally appears second, the whole is pricked from chill.
- That happened? I you has explained what get.
- I so and has done. Priskakala in азропорт, has found the stewardess an запрыгнула under skirt - a heat, dryly, well I and задремала - awake on moustache beside байкера

Two мужичка-пьянчуги were In two nearby villages of the vein-. Beside one of them was a boar, beside the other pig. One muzhik speaks:
-Let's their reduce, поросят продадим, money npoпьем?
-Only here is as I shall hear, when me its boar to carry to you?
-But what see that beside it tail by curlicue, so immediately пулей to me!
The Muzhik has got up with morning a little early, зашел in shed, sees, beside boar tail by curlicue, immediately puts on on it мотошлем, сажает in cradle of the sovnarkhoz and in nearby village straight. The following day history is repeated. The Third day on count saturday, early get up the muzhik in облом. He and speaks to wife:
-A Slopes, see, as beside our boar tail?
The Wife returns and answers:
-I do not know, as tail, but he already parcel of land send and sits in cradle!

Bayker was broken in a pipe, sowed;sown on baizes and has gone to ride on recirculating around city. Rides, rides, but near roads cost(stand)s the woman and голосует. Well he stopped, but she speaks:"man, I much тороплюсь on station, toss please!" Sowed;sown she and have gone. Go further: the first circle on recirculating, the second, the third, the fourth. The Woman:"Мужчина, we seem here already проезжали!" Bayker afraid turns: "Who here? !!?"

Go on мотоцыкле 3 чувака, 2 normal, but in the middle заика. Zaika speaks:
- B-b-b-b-b...
That that for meat loaf:
- That quicker?!
Zaika:
- B-b-b-b-b...
For meat loaf:
- That else quicker?!?
Zaika:
- B-b-b-b-b...
For meat loaf: - Where else quicker?!?!?
Zaika: - Б-б-б-орю has blown off!!!

The Wife байкера awoke early in the morning. She quietly вылезла from bed and on tiptoe подошла to the next newcomer baize, which peacefully stood in room, on the other hand loge, near by husband.
Vzyav beforehand stored razor, she изрезала whole rubber in scrap, acid брызнула on paint, enormous gas key сплющила frame in several places. The Spokes she neatly вывернула and has tied the nodes. The Discharge butter from fork she has splashed instead of it remainder of the acid. Hereon she neatly расклепала chain on 17 small bits. Kozhanoe saddle was drived away in arc by means of stranglehold, lovingly привернутых on eaten table in the same room.
Long whole resisted подседельный pin. But also his(its) manage to bend the banana, всунув in it mop and having tied got by gigantic lever back feather baize in node.
Hereon wife облегченно вздохнула and, having buried oneself in shoulder of the husband, peacefully заснула.
She did not know that to live she remained not more hour...

Flies up to the девчонка to байкеру on observation and щебечет:
- Will Roll me? What sit?
Bayker - conceived:
- Well first draw apart the legs...

Vomits байкер on задрипаном spendthrift under 80, but beside пассажирки - such small skirt that all undershorts and whole задницу видать. Behind already, the pillar выстроилась - all зырят. Bayker:
- Lead Lyusya, what I steep - outstrip nobody can not!

Go two Skina on street, one such whole worldly-wise but the second else салага!
Worldly-wise he interprets:
- here is see, cost(stand)s чувак in jeans - a hippie (дратса does not love and does not die) one you his(its) will cover!
a halitosis see one more in pipe cap кроссовки sound This рэпер (дратса loves but does not die ) two together you his(its) cover!
halitosis see one more in косухе in skin in rivet This metalworker (дратса does not love but die ) vsemerom- ввосьмером you his(its) cover!
Go further!
but halitosis see one more not shaved whole in наколках in skin and cossack This BAYKER so here is god forbid you his(its) mix up with Hippie!

Motorcycle Rise



Beside motorcycle Rise either as beside any technology there is both value and defect, shall begin with good, тоесть with dignity of the motorcycle Rise.

Possible say that this one of the the most cheap domestic motorcycle.
The Motorcycle Rise this very unpretentious as under repair so and in usages transport.
The Breakages on motorcycle rise this not rarity, but the main reason as often can be this exactly oversight owner.
However even under what or breakage possible easy to repair their own power, particularly if take into account comparatively not greater cost of the spare parts for motorcycle. Change possible practically all запчасти on new.

Depending on year of the issue motorcycle Rise wholly tolerably well pertains and to seventy sixth benzine, but after correct regulation of the electronic ignition and carburettor beside motorcycle it is enough moderate appetite.
Very simple electronic ignition. The Battery is absent.

During motion on route if your velocity more than 90 km.ch will begin to tell the small weight, great probability that flow of the counter air displaced from lorry for instance or at боковом winds simply you will deliver.
Very typical vibration under go;drive on motorcycle Rise will regrettably pursue you on around, not only on route.

Possible advise the motorcycle a Rise that who only began the acquaintance with the world two wheel technology.
About stiletto, you most certainly worry the question - but as I shall look on motorcycle rise? We shall Say honestly, this on amateur, certainly not круизер from japanese concern, but as we spoke - fits in for learning go;drive on two wheel technology.

Alteration to transform Rise in something, worthy, capable to delay the glance, practically no possibility.
However be and exceptions from the general rule, for instance if you amateur to turn the nuts, that can try.

But if you girl, here separate talk, can keep cool after all even on this motorcycle you will notice and will value whole male half baizes тусовки on value.

Motorcycles IZH JUPITER 5 and IZH PLANET 5


The Glorious family Izhey...

There is it is enough amateurs покритиковать motorcycles IZH-YU-5 and IZH-P-5 but however possible say that these motorcycles already it is impossible name the toy, this persisting motorcycles with their own value and certainly defect.
These motorcycles or for people with small достатком, which can not or do not want to buy expensive japanese or european is paved toys or for people влюбленных in motorcycles. The Buyer such motorcycle there is no need to demonstrate its baizes beside pub.

However these models domestic мотоциклетостроения capable to deliver the owner it is enough pleasures and sharp sensations.
But if master is not that these motorcycles offended by clever hands change in it is enough attractive material for birth is paved creations.

The Strong frame, particularly beside that models which with plant was expected carry on itself not light on weight lateral trailor - a sidercar.

The plastic completely is absent In factory design in our road condition this possible refer to plus.
Suitable, road boarding, on tank to lie not to come.
On that feature are declared velocities: with maximum loading on route 90 km.ch
Certainly, no nothing not possible and single motorcycle wholly possible to disperse and little more, but will get driver pleasure from such velocities? All таки of the lavaliere, brake and engine were designed it is enough long ago, and compete with modern motorcycle in this case possibility doubtful.

Buying motorcycle IZH-YU-5 or motorcycle IZH-P-5 you exactly know that are able to find practically any spare part anyplace. With запчастями of the problems no. Does Not cost(stand) to forget and about possibility of the repair in field condition - nearly any breakage possible to avoid at presence little мальского of the experience whilst in transit.
These motorcycles not too demanding to quality of benzine though naturally on 92 motorcycles goes several резвее.

The Motorcycles IZH-YU-5 and IZH-P-5 not review on weight all possible rank to class heavy motorcycle, after all equiped mass with driver and passenger more трехсот kg. On speaker certainly under such loading to calculate does not happen to, either as on quick possibility to stop, brake moment will obviously come short for such masses.

We shall Not try to separate IZH-YU-5 or IZH-P-5 this deal of the taste and each owner Izha will find the mass of the positive sides at choice amount cylinder beside engine.

Here cost(stand)s to note only среднестатистические given on which is got that owner IZH-YU-5 spends on repair and service on order more both facilities and time than owner of the motorcycle IZH-P-5.
Naturally, reason this is cut in engine.

We shall Try to confirm or refuse this:

In theories all well, - two cylinders are considered several better one, here and vibration on order less, and track record together with power better.
But majority keeps the opinions that than better that more simply, this pertains not only to motorcycle.
It Is Considered that simplicity this guarantee to reliability, in two цилиндровом engine after all and details twice as large.
Oddly to say but, is got that Planets serves twice as large, they nor so sensitive to varied clearance, and to изнашиванию cylinder-piston group.

Practically all repair work are conducted on Planet quicker and more simply. Here cost(stand)s to remind at least about KPP, get before which possible without full stripping the engine.
On powers of the engines practically alike.
Anyway but each driver itself for itself solve that him to choose IZH-YU-5 or IZH-P-5. Both motorcycles worthy, as at the time of their appearances yes and presently, still plenty of amateurs these motorcycle

If who knows that for model, write.


If who knows that for model, write.

Motorcycle Ural Solo Classicist


The Motorcycle with this name came on change the models "Solo", having suffered significant change.

"Solo-classicist" characterizes classical boarding and low direct steering wheel, but front disc гидротормоз, modern optics of the european standard, электростартер and two pair(vapour)s of the arcs to safety allow effectively to use him(it) even in it is enough aggressive condition of the big city.





Technical features of the motorcycle Ural Solo Classicist

Model: IMZ-8.1239 Size DHSHHV, mm: 2230х770х985 Road bright spot, mm: 125 Dry masses, kgs: 214 Full masses, kgs: 384 Fuel tanks, l: 21 Maximum velocities, km/ch: 130 Engines: 750 sm3, 45 l.s., 4-тактный, 2 cylinders, оппозитный OHV Start: электростартер and кикстартер System электрооборудования: 12 В, generator 500 Vt KPP: 4-ступенчатая, with back move Main issue: карданная
The Reduction rates: I; II; III; IV; Zadn.hod.: 3,6; 2,28; 1,56; 1,19;
Reduction rate main issues: 3,89 Buses: 110/90-18"
Brake: frontal - disc Brembo behind - drum
Lavaliere: frontal - a Telescopic fork Paioli behind - Balance with is been springy-hydraulic shock absorber controlled on load

Motorcycle Ural Solo


The Motorcycle with this name came on change the models "Solo", having suffered significant change.

"Solo-classicist" characterizes classical boarding and low direct steering wheel, but front disc гидротормоз, modern optics of the european standard, электростартер and two pair(vapour)s of the arcs to safety allow effectively to use him(it) even in it is enough aggressive condition of the big city.



Technical features of the motorcycle Ural Solo


Model: IMZ-8.1239 Size DHSHHV, mm: 2230х770х985 Road bright spot, mm: 125 Dry masses, kgs: 214 Full masses, kgs: 384 Fuel tanks, l: 21 Maximum velocities, km/ch: 130 Engines: 750 sm3, 45 l.s., 4-тактный, 2 cylinders, оппозитный OHV Start: электростартер and кикстартер
System электрооборудования: 12 В, generator 500 Vt KPP: 4-ступенчатая, with back move Main issue: карданная
The Reduction rates: I; II; III; IV; Zadn.hod.: 3,6; 2,28; 1,56; 1,19;
Reduction rate main issues: 3,89 Buses: 110/90-18"
Brake: frontal - disc Brembo behind - drum
Lavaliere: frontal - a Telescopic fork Paioli behind - Balance with is been springy-hydraulic shock absorber controlled on load

Motorcycle Ural Wolf


The Present чоппер in factory performance дебютировал in 1999 and has immediately conquered the heart an байкеров to Russia, Europe and America.
Low boarding with possibility stand;bear legs (with duplication lever gearshifts and foot brake), high steering wheel, long fork and broad wheel undoubted signs sorts.

The Disk brakes Brembo, fork Paioli, vacuum carburettors Keihin, эргономичные elements management Domino, комфортное saddle from natural skin, электростартер, increased fuel tank, abudance of chromium all these features do the model single in its sort amongst heavy russian motorcycle.


Technical features of the motorcycle Ural Wolf

Model: IMZ-8.1238 Size DHSHHV, mm: 2530x850x1300 Road bright spot, mm: 125 Dry masses, kgs: 250 Full masses, kgs: 430 Fuel tanks, l: 21 Maximum velocities, km/ch: 140 Engines: 750 sm3, 45 l.s., 4-тактный, 2 cylinders, оппозитный OHV Start: электростартер and кикстартер System электрооборудования: 12 В, generator 500 Vt KPP: 4-ступенчатая, with back move Main issue: карданная
The Reduction rates: I; II; III; IV; Zadn.hod.: 3,6; 2,28; 1,56; 1,19;
The Reduction rate main issues: 3,89 Buses: Farted. 90/90-18" Back. 130/90-16" Brake: frontal - disc Brembo behind - disc Brembo Lavaliere: frontal - a Telescopic fork Paioli behind - Balance with is been springy-hydraulic shock absorber controlled on load

Motorcycles Ural

The History Irbitskogo мотоциклетного of the plant began in 1941, when in Irbit was an evacuee equipment for production of the army motorcycle M-72. Thereafter, was released more than three million heavy motorcycle with sidercar, equiped двухцилиндровым оппозитным четырехтактным by engine. In 1998 plant was transformed in enterprise OAO "IMZ-Ural". Modern model gamma comprises of itself series motorcycle - both alone, and with sidercar - equiped unified двухцилиндровыми оппозитными 750-deep blue engine